What chord is this, that played in F,
With Larry's hand, is sporting?
Which theorists name with labels game,
while players hands contorting.
This, this is quite the chord,
Which players hear, and theorists know.
Haste, haste, to catch the notes,
The sound, the chord of Larry!

So play it far, or play it near,
Come players now to strum it.
The Chord of chords, it needs no words,
Let knowing theorists hum it!
Raise, raise, the action high,
The guitar sings its lullaby.
Oy, Oy, that's quite the chord,
The sound, the chord of Larry!