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On beginnings

"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
Douglas Adams

"Begin at the beginning," the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
Lewis Carroll

"Oh, it needn't come to that!" Alice hastily said, hoping to keep him from beginning.
Lewis Carroll

What you can do or dream you can, begin it!
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Only engage and the mind grows heated.
Begin it and the work will be completed!
Goethe

When we mean to build,
We first survey the plot, then draw the model;
And when we see the figure of the house,
Then we must rate the cost of the erection;
Which if we find outweighs ability,
What do we then but draw anew the model
In fewer offices, or at last desist
To build at all?
Shakespeare (HENRY IV, Part 2 iii.[41])

On knowledge

Are we not threatened with a flood of information? And is this not the monstrousness of it, that it crushes beauty by means of beauty, and annihilates truth by means of truth? For the sound of a million Shakespeares would produce the very same furious din and hubbub as the sound of a herd of prairie buffalo or sea billows. Such vastly multiplied content in collision brings no credit to thought, but rather its destruction. When faced with such a fate, is not Silence alone the redeeming Ark of the Covenant between the Creator and the Reader, since the Creator gains merit by refraining from spinning out just any old content, and the Reader gains it by praising such manifest self-denial?
Stanislaw Lem

Action is the proper fruit of knowledge.
Thomas Fuller

The older we become, the more important it is to use what we already know rather than to learn more.
I.J. Good

The Red Queen shook her head. "You may call it `nonsense' if you like," she said, "but I've heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!"
Lewis Carroll

On the impossible

"Luckily," he went on, "you have come to exactly the right place with your interesting problem, for there is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary. In fact," he added, brandishing the abused book, "everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade' seems to be missing."
Dirk Gently (Douglas Adams)

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Sherlock Holmes (A. Conan Doyle)

"The impossible often has an integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks."
Dirk Gently (Douglas Adams)

(IMPOSSIBLE Means:

  1. I wouldn't like it and when it happens I won't approve;
  2. I can't be bothered;
  3. God can't be bothered.
Meaning three may perhaps be valid, but the others are 101% whaledreck.)
The Hipcrime Vocab by Chad C. Mulligan (John Brunner)

On logic

Completeness is a red-herring.
Morten Irgens

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
Lewis Carroll

"If there's no meaning in it," said the King, "that saves a lot of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any."
Lewis Carroll

On science

...the credence that we place in a conjecture is bound to depend on our whole background, on the whole scientific atmosphere of our time.
George Polya

"It is the logic of research and discovery that is tortuous, because it is the logic of science. Whereas the logic of knowledge needs no discovery, because it knows already. Why must it demonstrate that which could not be otherwise?"
Umberto Eco

In the region of the unprovable, or even the disprovable, lay the only chance for breaking out of the circle and going ahead.
Ursula K. LeGuinn

Science explains the world, but only Art can reconcile us to it.
Stanislaw Lem

"No, no! The adventures first," said the Gryphon in an impatient tone: "explanations take such dreadful time."
Lewis Carroll

On machines

But whereas machines must be able to execute programs (without understanding them), people must be able to understand them (without executing them).
Dijkstra

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Dijkstra

Despite ever-increasing speeds of computers, subtelty and careful use of resources will characterize intelligent systems.
Russell & Norvig, "Artificial Intelligence: A Modern Approach," 1995

Finally, beware computer power!... in that, as this power increases, so does the scope for the dangerous shift in emphasis from the question `is the model sensible?' to `will it compute?' The danger of making this shift unthinkingly is to mistake a necessary condition for a sufficient one and wrongly to identify the complexity of a model with its worth.
Dr. Frank Critchley (University of Warwick)

"Let us likewise beware of believing the universe is a machine; it is certainly not constructed so as to perform some operation, we do it far too great honour with the word `machine'."
- Nietzsche, The Gay Science, from the introduction to "Thus Spoke Zarathustra", p17. Translated by R.J. Hollingdale, Penguin Books, 1969, New York, NY.

I feel it is a strategic error to first build a machine and then ask what it can do.
Peter Cheeseman

On time

Time is nature's way of seeing that everything doesn't happen at once.
Chet Atkins

One day you will die, and everything you accomplished will fall to ruin. Try not to take it personally.
Bradley Cotterall

"I'm afraid I don't quite understand," said Alice. "It gets easier further on," Humpty Dumpty replied.
Lewis Carroll

On teaching

The way to capture a student's attention is with a demonstration where there is a possibility the teacher may die.
Jearl Walker

If an expert does not have some problem to vex him, he is unhappy! If a philosopher's teaching is never attacked, he pines away.
Chuang Tzu

Of making many books there is no end, and much study is a weariness of the flesh.
Ecclesiastes 12:12b


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