More Jones and More Loving.
First off, lets start with the fan art submissions we received so far. If you were wondering, we didn't draw it ourselves.
New Content
Like we said before, we're trying to stay up to date with the website. We've added new content to the "Late Night Lovin'" and "Jones the Dog" sections. We hope that you enjoy both of them. Spread the word that the website is up and doing well. Remember that we are always accepting Jones the Dog fan art, so keep it coming. Chapter three has a script, but we're not sure when it will come out We'll keep you posted. Have a good night!
The World of Jones
It started one sunny afternoon years ago. Enjoying some fine cuisine (extreme pita) on a park bench inspiration suddenly struck. I'll be honest- it was mostly Phil's genius, but I was there so I'll claim to be involved in some capacity. The idea started out as a potential children's story but no initiative was ever taken to construct it in some tangible form. Instead, it remained a secret joke that we'd remind each other of from time to time.Creative energies were flowing in abundant amounts the night of Late Night Lovin's conception, and the idea to revisit the Jones idea came up. We spent a few days preparing the first chapter, and now it is available for download. This audio book is entirely free and made by people you know.
This is all a part of a push to get Saskatoon Boy's back in gear. Spread the word!
The Boys Are Back!
It's been far too long since the last Saskatoon Boys Post. We've gone through tears and laughter, Valleys and Mountain tops, Giuliani and Edwards. How the world has shifted since 2007. We all know you've been crying out for some Saskatoon Boys Lovin', so we've added a new section to our website: Late Night Lovin'. We hope to have a new weekly (or semi-weekly) podcast which features bleeding edge, postmodern, abstract sounds. With the help of Stefan the guitarer, Phil the snarer, and Ben the reader we will address lyrical, vocal and instrumental melodies that are absent from the contemporary atmosphere. This "music" is not for the faint of heart. If you do not like good music it will sound foreign and even unappealing to you. Please only dare listen if you want your mind to evolve to a new level of contemplation and understanding. We are going to grow together these next few months. Come along for our ride to:
Goodbye Saskatoon
So Stefan and I will be taking off to Prince George tomorrow. The way things work out, we will get 8 days of chillaxing time before planting starts. Fortunately we have a few courses such as first aid to fill some of the time.Hopefully you will all be posting and commenting on Saskatoon Boys every few minutes just to keep us entertained. Otherwise I might just have to break down and sign up on Facebook (I am gagging at the thought).
But farewell to you all, especially those people I didn't get to say goodbye too. Thanks for another great year in Saskatoon.
Notoriety
Short story:I was out taking a Class 4 road test today. Considering the murder mystery party went until 3:30 last night and I only had about 3 1/2 hours of sleep before my test I thought that it went rather well. Unfortunately my examiner didn't entirely agree. She even had the gall to inform me that I am notorious for my stops. (they were apparently notoriously border-line). I'm not exactly sure, though, whether notorious is quite the word she was looking for. I mean, I've been so careful to keep the knowledge of my border-line stops contained. How could SGI have found out about me?
Guard your driving habits- I fear we may have a mole in our midst.
Funny Jokes!
I've got some pretty funny jokes for you! They're math jokes!links
P.S.
Happy Birthday Meg.
Open to Interpretation
As a general rule, I tend to avoid conflict. Now I've been given some material to post on the site that will almost certainly fuel the ongoing war between Ben and Nate. My immediate impulse was to refuse to show it, but after watching the clip I thought that it was funny enough to make an exception. Check it out:
That Lovable Loser with a Beard.
I know you guys all hate me already for what I've done to you with facebook, and for that I'm truly sorry - but you have no idea how lonely it gets out here when you've been working endlessly for 2 weeks. I promise you this post wont be frivolous and pointless.
This afternoon I decided to do something of great importance and relevance. I decided I would figure out, once and for all, the real reason behind Ben Olson's popularity. I ran a headshot of Ben through an advanced computer science analysis algorithm, and it turns out Ben's face is so amazingly well-shaped, that every matching face-type belongs to a highly desirable celebrity. Ladies, what's your opinion: Do you like Ben for his scientifically perfectly proportioned face, or that subtle, hard-to-measure, heart-melting Olson charm?